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by 511Flyer
17 Nov 2019, 11:15
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: I'll never go swimming again.
Replies: 4
Views: 69

Re: I'll never go swimming again.

More painful than getting a bit of dirt in your eye.

;)
by 511Flyer
10 Nov 2019, 15:11
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Beluga!
Replies: 9
Views: 197

Re: Beluga!

So, the truth is out. It's a Russian spy!

:agree:
by 511Flyer
09 Nov 2019, 09:22
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Beluga!
Replies: 9
Views: 197

Re: Beluga!

There was one in the Thames last year.

:RN:
by 511Flyer
06 Nov 2019, 17:46
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Immaculate Conception?
Replies: 6
Views: 175

Immaculate Conception?

I've just been reading that the Catholic Church are investigating how two Nuns became pregnant. Surely they know about the Birds and Bees? The Mayor of the town where one of them lives, said he's extending his "solidarity" to her. It seems like somebody else had done that! I apologise if this offend...
by 511Flyer
04 Nov 2019, 16:22
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Happy Birthday Chris Hunt
Replies: 11
Views: 138

Re: Happy Birthday Chris Hunt

Happy Birthday Chris.

:cheers: :guinn:
by 511Flyer
28 Oct 2019, 16:32
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: The Accidental Worlds Tallest Crane
Replies: 4
Views: 147

Re: The Accidental Worlds Tallest Crane

After that job, they went on to erecting Telephone poles. The Gaffer gave them instructions. " Just dig a hole put the pole in, and backfill the hole" At the end of the day the gaffer returned. "How many have you erected?" "Three" they replied. "Beejaysus" said the Gaffer, "Seamus and Murphy have ma...
by 511Flyer
23 Oct 2019, 15:11
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Happy Birthday Angus Prune
Replies: 8
Views: 106

Re: Happy Birthday Angus Prune

Happy Birthday Angus.

:cheers: :guinn:
by 511Flyer
20 Oct 2019, 10:52
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Why are The Bangles like protesters?
Replies: 9
Views: 243

Re: Why are The Bangles like protesters?

Walk like a man my son.

;)
by 511Flyer
18 Oct 2019, 15:46
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Happy Birthday alemaobaiano
Replies: 8
Views: 131

Re: Happy Birthday alemaobaiano

Happy Birthday Tony.

Nobody's ever "ready" to be geriatric. It creeps up on you, then BAM!!

:cheers: :guinn:
by 511Flyer
17 Oct 2019, 14:03
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: More than necessary
Replies: 6
Views: 217

Re: More than necessary

What do you call a girl with a food mixer on her head?

:doh: