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by Airspeed
15 Oct 2013, 01:53
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Education
Replies: 28
Views: 5882

Education

Just a thought......

Education is knowing the difference between a triolet and a toilet.
by Airspeed
15 Oct 2013, 01:50
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Air New Zealand Novel Safety Announcement
Replies: 4
Views: 536

Re: Air New Zealand Novel Safety Announcement

Finally got round to watching this - agree, innovative approach, thanks for posting.
I see they've also done a Hobbit version, but no Daleks, Nigel!
by Airspeed
15 Oct 2013, 01:41
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: News: US Judge tells man he's still legally dead
Replies: 6
Views: 936

Re: News: US Judge tells man he's still legally dead

They made a mistake...I pay :rant:

Your Gariness, I rest my case.
by Airspeed
14 Oct 2013, 12:01
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: News: US Judge tells man he's still legally dead
Replies: 6
Views: 936

Re: News: US Judge tells man he's still legally dead

Garry Russell wrote:But he'd pretended to be dead by disappearing to avoid his obligations so it's his own fault
Very true, Garry, I have no sympathy for him. The fact remains that he is alive, while the law insists that he is dead.
Denying a plain true fact renders the law an ass.
by Airspeed
14 Oct 2013, 05:47
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: News: US Judge tells man he's still legally dead
Replies: 6
Views: 936

Re: News: US Judge tells man he's still legally dead

A long time ago, someone said "The law is an ass."
They are still right. :agree:
by Airspeed
14 Oct 2013, 00:35
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Airspeed's Lamb in action
Replies: 5
Views: 1948

Airspeed's Lamb in action

Previously added a couple of photos to "Not so silly sheep" post, don't know if anyone saw them as there was a flurry of other posts at the time. Anyway, I haven't mastered editing video yet, so this is a raw recording on a day when I was stripping spare bits of a wrecked mower: http://www...
by Airspeed
11 Oct 2013, 00:23
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Cry For Help!
Replies: 2
Views: 565

Re: Cry For Help!

:doh: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Top shelf!!
by Airspeed
10 Oct 2013, 02:39
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Englefield Vandalised
Replies: 8
Views: 894

Re: Englefield Vandalised

Kevin Farnell wrote:Bring back 'The Stocks' and turn a blind eye.

Kevin
Yes, Kevin,
A good opportunity to dispose of some stale Avgas.
by Airspeed
10 Oct 2013, 02:37
Forum: CBFS Forum
Topic: WIP: De Havilland DH.125 for FSX/P3D
Replies: 209
Views: 50350

Re: WIP: De Havilland DH.125 for FSX/P3D

I know it's WIP, but I'll wait till Rob puts the props on before I decide. ;)
by Airspeed
10 Oct 2013, 02:30
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: A Totally New Experience!!
Replies: 2
Views: 362

Re: A Totally New Experience!!

Certainly a new one on me, as I've never experienced a crash when flying in FSX.







Just kidding! Agreed, it's odd that you slid rather than stopped immediately. Never tried opening the doors after embarrassing myself, I just slink off. :hide: