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by Filonian
25 Jan 2008, 18:57
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Heathrow
Replies: 149
Views: 19048

Re: Heathrow

By Gad Sir,

You won't get many of those to a pound.

Graham
by Filonian
25 Jan 2008, 16:17
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: As of today...
Replies: 19
Views: 2413

Re: As of today...

Chris Sykes wrote: Im going to be working for Borne lesiure, at Butlins Skegness...

Beware Chris! You may be asked this rather tricky question on your induction.

"When Billy Butlin died - did he go to Haven?"

Graham
by Filonian
25 Jan 2008, 14:41
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: As of today...
Replies: 19
Views: 2413

Re: As of today...

All the best in the new job Chris.

Graham
by Filonian
25 Jan 2008, 10:22
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: A cautionary tale........
Replies: 2
Views: 535

A cautionary tale........

A Catholic Tale As I walked down the busy footpath, knowing I was late for an important meeting, my eye fell upon one of those unfortunate, homeless vagabonds that are found in every city these days. Wearing what can only be describes as rags, carrying every worldly possession in two plastic bags, ...
by Filonian
25 Jan 2008, 07:55
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: One of the best comedians
Replies: 2
Views: 501

Re: One of the best comedians

Great find. Appeals to my warped sense of humour. :gigle: :gigle: :gigle:

Graham
by Filonian
25 Jan 2008, 07:43
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: They take all the fun out of it!
Replies: 2
Views: 865

Re: They take all the fun out of it!

Brilliant Kimber, many thanks.

The elf and safety Gestapo are everywhere. :gigle: :gigle:

Graham
by Filonian
25 Jan 2008, 07:36
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: It is the day to have a Birthday....
Replies: 9
Views: 1306

Re: It is the day to have a Birthday....

Cheers to the pair of you.

I will raise a dram of Bruichladdich to you both this p.m.


Graham
by Filonian
24 Jan 2008, 21:22
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Health Warning
Replies: 5
Views: 763

Health Warning

Message from the Ministry of Health


Do not swallow chewing gum!


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Graham
by Filonian
24 Jan 2008, 13:06
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Why are wedding dresses white?
Replies: 6
Views: 950

Why are wedding dresses white?

IT MUST HAVE BEEN A VERY BRAVE MAN WHO WROTE THIS!!!!!! IT'S EVEN A BRAVER ONE WHO FORWARDS IT !!!!!!! Son asked his mother the following question: 'Mum, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looks at her son and replies, 'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.' The...
by Filonian
24 Jan 2008, 10:16
Forum: CBFS Forum
Topic: Haven't "we" been extremely slow the past day(s)
Replies: 7
Views: 700

Re: Haven't "we" been extremely slow the past day(s)

Slow in Filey also - but then we always were :lol: :-#

Not to worry, I can live with it.

Graham