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by Filonian
22 Jan 2021, 10:15
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Could be true....
Replies: 2
Views: 32

Could be true....

A wife buys a pair of crotchless knickers in an attempt to spice up a dead sex life. She puts them on together with a short skirt and sits on the settee. At strategic moments she crosses her legs enough times till her husband says, Are you wearing crotchless knickers?" Yes,she answers. He repl...
by Filonian
22 Jan 2021, 07:50
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Happy Birthday DaleRFU (age unknown)
Replies: 6
Views: 24

Re: Happy Birthday DaleRFU (age unknown)

Happy Birthday Dale :cheers:


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by Filonian
21 Jan 2021, 12:57
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Australian Court Case...
Replies: 7
Views: 93

Australian Court Case...

ACTUAL CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst ou...
by Filonian
20 Jan 2021, 20:03
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Purely educational.....
Replies: 5
Views: 94

Re: Purely educational.....

cstorey wrote: 20 Jan 2021, 18:02 You have come close to causing divorce in my household, Graham :lol: :lol:
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by Filonian
20 Jan 2021, 16:21
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Purely educational.....
Replies: 5
Views: 94

Purely educational.....

https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/xq90/922/jtcAfv.jpg THE AUSSIE VERSION OF CREATION In the beginning God created day and night. He created day for footy matches, going to the beach..... https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/xq90/923/EJkLEy.jpg and BBQs He created night for going prawning, https://im...
by Filonian
19 Jan 2021, 16:30
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Topical
Replies: 5
Views: 90

Topical

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by Filonian
14 Jan 2021, 21:58
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Reasons not to mess with kids...
Replies: 3
Views: 284

Reasons not to mess with kids...

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated...
by Filonian
14 Jan 2021, 21:40
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Goodbye Mum......
Replies: 5
Views: 350

Goodbye Mum......

Hope this touches you the way it touched me! A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him. She finally overtook him at the checkout and she turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made you...
by Filonian
14 Jan 2021, 18:24
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Pilot Survives Enormous Crash
Replies: 11
Views: 612

Re: Pilot Survives Enormous Crash

Lucky chap.


Graham