Classic British Flight Sim

Hopefully a lot of loose women and a great deal of money so I can blow it on antidepressants, alcohol, and whatever illegal/quasi-legal opiate it is that makes you pencil thin so I can stop with this stupid single schtick. Although I guess I'd be OK with enough money to finish paying off my SG. I sh...

Dear ianp93:

I feel your pain.

Today sucks donkey gonads for a birthday.

I'm going to bash my eyeballs in with a crescent wrench now.

Nuclear Deterrent: (n) the daftest idea mankind has come up with since the day Adam said "I think I'll stick this in there."

I may have been referring to such a character, possibly.

Spent too much time running shifts at McDonald's to have sympathy for anyone.

Sorry. The whole experience messed me up way too much to care even the slightest.

That's rather strange, I was just talking about a different kind of Ford Prefect not ten minutes ago!

That's not funny.

It's hilarious.

I'm not exactly thin myself but this is just plain old silly. Lay off on the McDonald's food and you shan't need a second seat.

I'd heard the speed limits in the UK are more reasonable. I don't know. I get sick of bored suburbanite mothers ensuring that the speed limits are ridiculously low. I drive at the safest and/or most efficient speed for a given road under given conditions. This speed is often at odds with the ridicul...

I don't know about the UK, but in the US the only major reason everyone speeds is that speed limits are not set by engineers, they are legislated to be unreasonably low so that towns and cities can collect more ticket revenue. A road that is good for 70MPH will generally have a speed limit around 30...

The only thing that could make it better would be if it had stubby little T-rex arms.