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by Tomliner
10 Jan 2012, 16:52
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Little Boy Lost
Replies: 0
Views: 309

Little Boy Lost

Little Johnny(surprised?) got seperated from his grandad in the local shopping centre the other day. He approached a uniformed security guard and said, "I've lost me grandad!" The guard asked, "What's his name?" "Grandad." The guard smiled, then asked: "What's he ...
by Tomliner
08 Jan 2012, 20:08
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Bombing Hitler's Dams
Replies: 9
Views: 1152

Re: Bombing Hitler's Dams

is that a talk for giving or receiving advice, and can I listen in......
Receiving advice definitely.Techniques have probably improved from when I were a young lad.! :agree: EricT
by Tomliner
08 Jan 2012, 18:48
Forum: Gallery
Topic: Old Friend Updated
Replies: 40
Views: 9041

Re: Old Friend Updated

Fraser that looks brilliant.I'm going to ask a stupid question.I have the 810 installed,will I be able to use this panel or will I have to install the 806? :hide: EricT
by Tomliner
08 Jan 2012, 18:43
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Damn The Cost Of That First Scratch
Replies: 14
Views: 2213

Re: Damn The Cost Of That First Scratch

That's more money than I earn in a week!
Hope there's no-one from HMRC viewing Dave.(I mean viewing-Dave,not viewing Dave which would be silly wouldn't it?) Why would they view Dave?.Oh do shut up. :wall: :wasntme: EricT
by Tomliner
08 Jan 2012, 18:38
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Bombing Hitler's Dams
Replies: 9
Views: 1152

Re: Bombing Hitler's Dams

Of course if PBS puts on a show titled 'Women and Their Bouncing Bombs' I'll definitely be tuning in
Brian,I think we need to have a quiet talk. *-) ;) EricT
by Tomliner
06 Jan 2012, 11:47
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Seven Kinds Of Sex
Replies: 5
Views: 1348

Re: Seven Kinds Of Sex

None that could be posted on a family-friendly forum.
Oops I should have thought of that Brian! :doh: However I like to think that no-one here would try to post anything offensive. EricT :)
by Tomliner
05 Jan 2012, 16:49
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Seven Kinds Of Sex
Replies: 5
Views: 1348

Seven Kinds Of Sex

The 1st kind of sex is called ... Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called ... Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have sex...
by Tomliner
05 Jan 2012, 16:46
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: A Good Nurse?
Replies: 2
Views: 440

A Good Nurse?

A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch. Worried that it might be a second surgery and the doctors hadn't told him about it, ...
by Tomliner
04 Jan 2012, 22:34
Forum: The Virtual Spanner
Topic: Scanners
Replies: 6
Views: 752

Re: Scanners

Hi Dave.You may recall that a while ago I had well over 20000 slides to sort through of which about 60% were scanned.These included some of the images linked to this forum last year.I bought an Epson V300 Perfection from Amazon.It did a good job on slide scanning and it will also scan negs and docum...
by Tomliner
03 Jan 2012, 16:10
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Housing benefit capping.
Replies: 6
Views: 1144

Re: Housing benefit capping.

I now feel guilty at taking my state pension After all I only worked for 48 years paying tax and national insurance so how selfish is that?.Come to think of it I am still a taxpayer ! :rant: :rant: EricT