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by Tomliner
14 Dec 2011, 10:38
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Quiz For Bright People
Replies: 0
Views: 350

Quiz For Bright People

No wonder I never received an invitation to join Mensa..... Quiz for Bright People There are only nine questions. This is a quiz for people who know everything! I found out in a hurry that I didn't. These are not trick questions. They are straight questions with straight answers... 1. Name the one ...
by Tomliner
13 Dec 2011, 12:01
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Happy Birthday WhisperJet(34) today 13.12.11
Replies: 9
Views: 783

Re: Happy Birthday WhisperJet(34) today 13.12.11

Best wishes for a great day Nick.EricT :) :cheers:
by Tomliner
13 Dec 2011, 11:53
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Happy Christmas
Replies: 19
Views: 3708

Re: Happy Christmas

Have a great Christmas Ben.Best wishes to you all and have a great day on Saturday.ATB :thumbsup: :hello: EricT and Mrs EricT
by Tomliner
12 Dec 2011, 16:24
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: It's Him Again
Replies: 0
Views: 378

It's Him Again

The teacher gave the class a bowl full of Lifesavers (what we in the UK know as Polo Fruits) and asked the children to identify the flavours by their colour: And they did.... Red......................Cherry Yellow...................Lemon Green....................Lime Orange ................ Orange ...
by Tomliner
10 Dec 2011, 15:58
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: It's Little Johnny Again!
Replies: 2
Views: 291

It's Little Johnny Again!

Things that end with "tor" A teacher asked her third grade class to name things that ended with “tor” that ate things. The first little boy said, "Alligator." "Very good James, that's a big word." The second boy said, "Predator." “ Yes, that's another big wor...
by Tomliner
10 Dec 2011, 10:09
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: The Older Soldier
Replies: 10
Views: 1802

The Older Soldier

New Direction for any war: Send Service Vets over 60! I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing ass-backwards. Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take us old gu...
by Tomliner
09 Dec 2011, 16:12
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Oops!
Replies: 3
Views: 567

Oops!


I pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and told my friend, "That's us in 10 years".

He said, "That's a mirror, dip-sh*t!

:doh: EricT
by Tomliner
06 Dec 2011, 10:28
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Birthday Greetings...
Replies: 15
Views: 2097

Re: Birthday Greetings...

Happy Birthday Graham.Hope you have a great day.Best wishes EricT :thumbsup: :guinn: :cheers:
by Tomliner
05 Dec 2011, 16:41
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Happy Birthday Tonks.. 44yo today 5.12.11
Replies: 20
Views: 3910

Re: Happy Birthday Tonks.. 44yo today 5.12.11

Hope you have a good one Tonks :thumbsup: EricT
by Tomliner
05 Dec 2011, 16:39
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: The Danger of a Makeover
Replies: 1
Views: 327

The Danger of a Makeover

A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up" God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live." Upon recovery, the woman decided to st...