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- 14 Dec 2011, 10:38
- Forum: Escorts and Stewards
- Topic: Quiz For Bright People
- Replies: 0
- Views: 350
Quiz For Bright People
No wonder I never received an invitation to join Mensa..... Quiz for Bright People There are only nine questions. This is a quiz for people who know everything! I found out in a hurry that I didn't. These are not trick questions. They are straight questions with straight answers... 1. Name the one ...
- 13 Dec 2011, 12:01
- Forum: Escorts and Stewards
- Topic: Happy Birthday WhisperJet(34) today 13.12.11
- Replies: 9
- Views: 783
Re: Happy Birthday WhisperJet(34) today 13.12.11
Best wishes for a great day Nick.EricT
- 13 Dec 2011, 11:53
- Forum: Escorts and Stewards
- Topic: Happy Christmas
- Replies: 19
- Views: 3708
Re: Happy Christmas
Have a great Christmas Ben.Best wishes to you all and have a great day on Saturday.ATB EricT and Mrs EricT
- 12 Dec 2011, 16:24
- Forum: Escorts and Stewards
- Topic: It's Him Again
- Replies: 0
- Views: 378
It's Him Again
The teacher gave the class a bowl full of Lifesavers (what we in the UK know as Polo Fruits) and asked the children to identify the flavours by their colour: And they did.... Red......................Cherry Yellow...................Lemon Green....................Lime Orange ................ Orange ...
- 10 Dec 2011, 15:58
- Forum: Escorts and Stewards
- Topic: It's Little Johnny Again!
- Replies: 2
- Views: 291
It's Little Johnny Again!
Things that end with "tor" A teacher asked her third grade class to name things that ended with “tor” that ate things. The first little boy said, "Alligator." "Very good James, that's a big word." The second boy said, "Predator." “ Yes, that's another big wor...
- 10 Dec 2011, 10:09
- Forum: Escorts and Stewards
- Topic: The Older Soldier
- Replies: 10
- Views: 1802
The Older Soldier
New Direction for any war: Send Service Vets over 60! I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing ass-backwards. Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take us old gu...
- 09 Dec 2011, 16:12
- Forum: Escorts and Stewards
- Topic: Oops!
- Replies: 3
- Views: 567
Oops!
I pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and told my friend, "That's us in 10 years".
He said, "That's a mirror, dip-sh*t!
EricT
- 06 Dec 2011, 10:28
- Forum: Escorts and Stewards
- Topic: Birthday Greetings...
- Replies: 15
- Views: 2097
Re: Birthday Greetings...
Happy Birthday Graham.Hope you have a great day.Best wishes EricT
- 05 Dec 2011, 16:41
- Forum: Escorts and Stewards
- Topic: Happy Birthday Tonks.. 44yo today 5.12.11
- Replies: 20
- Views: 3910
Re: Happy Birthday Tonks.. 44yo today 5.12.11
Hope you have a good one Tonks EricT
- 05 Dec 2011, 16:39
- Forum: Escorts and Stewards
- Topic: The Danger of a Makeover
- Replies: 1
- Views: 327
The Danger of a Makeover
A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up" God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live." Upon recovery, the woman decided to st...