Classic British Flight Sim

A guy was driving down the motorway with his blonde girlfriend and she piped up,

'I think those people in the car next to us are from Wales'.'Why's that?' he said.

Well, the kids are writing on the window and it says

"stit ruoy su wohs" EricT

A programme which according to the blurb features the building of an A380 wing. EricT

DaveB wrote

I'm lucky enough to have his medals

You must feel very proud and honoured to have those medals Dave.This is certainly a fascinating and sometimes moving thread which you started back in August. EricT

An Italian Altar Boys Confession 'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.' The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?' 'Yes, Father, it is.' 'And who was the girl you were with?' 'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.' 'Well, Joey, I'm sur...

So from the comments posted so far, would I be correct in perceiving some slight disappointment with this production? EricT

Hope you have a great day Richard.

I've recently re-read this book.Marvellous. EricT

THE FINAL INSPECTION The soldier stood and faced God, Which must always come to pass. He hoped his shoes were shining, Just as brightly as his brass. 'Step forward now, you soldier, How shall I deal with you ? Have you always turned the other cheek ? To My Church have you been true?' The soldier sq...

In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom. One day an acquaintance ran up to him excitedly and said, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about Diogenes?" "Wait a moment," Socrates replied, "Before you tell me I'd like you to pass a lit...

Love it.