Classic British Flight Sim

In Honour of Stupid People and lawyers(yes I know what you're thinking) In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods........ On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside dow...

A lesson on how consultants can make a difference in an organization. Last week, we took some friends to a new Indian restaurant, 'Muthu's Place,' and noticed that the Indian waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange. When the busboy brought our water...

This letter was sent to the Kirkcaldy High School Principal's office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for seniors. An elderly lady received a new radio at the lunch as a door raffle prize and was writing to say thank you.This story is a credit to all humankind and will warm the heart. Dear...

Bless ya Tom. 18 is a good age

I hit 18 years once,then twice,then three times,then......!Have a really great day Tom EricT

I know it's a bit late but have a great day Gordon(what's left of it).Old Engine Oil and Life of Brian,which IMHO is the funniest and wittiest film made,should make for a great evening.EricT

Graham wrote

I'm into my 18th month after 60 plus a day.

I presume that's ciggies you refer to,not pints or women! EricT

Have a great day Paul.Do you realise that you were born on the 151st anniversary of the battle of Trafalgar.I thought an old salt like DaveB might have pointed that out!.There's no truth in the rumour that Dave was actually involved in that fracas! EricT

A tough looking group of bikers were out riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stopped. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?" "I'm going to commit suicide," she says. While he did not want to appear insensitive, h...

Great shots Kevin.I particularly like the 3rd Dakota shot but I ' m a sucker for the Dak anyway. EricT

> A group of children were trying very hard to become accustomed to Nursery. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! You need to use 'Big People' words,' she was always reminding them. She asked John what he had done over the weekend? 'I went to visit my Nana'.....