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by Tomliner
27 Aug 2019, 13:37
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Vanity!
Replies: 4
Views: 262

Vanity!

A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?” God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.” Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital ...
by Tomliner
24 Aug 2019, 19:49
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Joke( Or Perhaps Not)
Replies: 3
Views: 243

Joke( Or Perhaps Not)

OFF THE COAST OF SAN DIEGO, A U.S. NAVY DESTROYER STOPPED FOUR MEXICANS IN A ROWBOAT HEADING TOWARD THE COAST OF CALIFORNIA. THE CAPTAIN GOT ON THE LOUD SPEAKER AND SHOUTED, "AHOY, SMALL CRAFT. WHERE ARE YOU HEADED?" ONE OF THE MEXICANS PUT DOWN HIS OAR, STOOD UP, AND SHOUTED, "WE'RE INVADING CALIF...
by Tomliner
21 Aug 2019, 10:30
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Two years.
Replies: 21
Views: 712

Re: Two years.

Thanks for that info Nigel. I know we’re getting a bit off topic but I just wanted to say that I had a flight in the Prentice with John Corley at Wolverhampton. In addition I’ve flown in the Twin Pin from Coventry to Duxford in 2005 and had flights in their Dak(G-AMPY I think) and the Rapide at Cove...
by Tomliner
19 Aug 2019, 18:17
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Two years.
Replies: 21
Views: 712

Re: Two years.

Nigel I must have been talking a load of cobblers in my post. I recall now that it was there that I met Ben and Derek. In fact I’d just had a flight in the Dove and asking the pilot (John Corley I think) for a look at the flight deck because I had the sim of the Dove, when the guy behind me said he ...
by Tomliner
19 Aug 2019, 15:33
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Two years.
Replies: 21
Views: 712

Re: Two years.

Unlike some, I can’t claim to have met any of our late friends but that doesn’t diminish the sense of loss to this site. :agree:
ps I did very briefly see DaveB in his motor cycle kit at Coventry in 2006.RIP to all our departed friends..EricT.
by Tomliner
19 Aug 2019, 14:46
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: The Kiss
Replies: 10
Views: 458

The Kiss

Apologies if this has been posted before. Viking MC Ireland bikers were riding over Youghal bridge when they saw a girl about to jump off. So they stopped. Tommy, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the Garda who was trying to talk her dow...
by Tomliner
09 Aug 2019, 17:00
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Paddy at the Bakery
Replies: 8
Views: 292

Re: Paddy at the Bakery

And don’t forget Patrick and Declan. :) EricT
by Tomliner
09 Aug 2019, 14:17
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: You know when....
Replies: 16
Views: 428

Re: You know when....

Cushty! :) EricT
by Tomliner
09 Aug 2019, 10:50
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: You know when....
Replies: 16
Views: 428

Re: You know when....

That’s it.I think we’ve found the next poet laureate! That is unless anyone else can do better. :hide: EricT
by Tomliner
08 Aug 2019, 21:43
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: You know when....
Replies: 16
Views: 428

Re: You know when....

think it's a yolk...er, a joke. ;)
If it is a yolk then it’s a cracker. :) EricT