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- 12 Feb 2011, 17:35
- Forum: Escorts and Stewards
- Topic: Metroliner crashes at Cork airport...
- Replies: 14
- Views: 2139
Re: Metroliner crashes at Cork airport...
This is a very sad and tragic incident.EricT
- 12 Feb 2011, 16:52
- Forum: Escorts and Stewards
- Topic: True Meaning of Marriage
- Replies: 3
- Views: 608
Re: True Meaning of Marriage
Roger wrote
Roger,I suppose it depends whose wife you refer to! EricTBlimey Eric i dare not show this one to the wife
- 12 Feb 2011, 16:17
- Forum: Escorts and Stewards
- Topic: Who Sank The Titanic?
- Replies: 1
- Views: 410
Who Sank The Titanic?
A plane leaves Heathrow Airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His co-pilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike. Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans...
- 12 Feb 2011, 16:06
- Forum: Escorts and Stewards
- Topic: Devoted Dad
- Replies: 0
- Views: 337
Devoted Dad
An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'Who was the pig that did this to you? I want ...
- 12 Feb 2011, 16:03
- Forum: Escorts and Stewards
- Topic: True Meaning of Marriage
- Replies: 3
- Views: 608
True Meaning of Marriage
Marriage is like a deck of cards....................
In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond.
By the end.............
you'll wish you had a f******g club and a spade.....
EricT
In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond.
By the end.............
you'll wish you had a f******g club and a spade.....
EricT
- 11 Feb 2011, 19:09
- Forum: Escorts and Stewards
- Topic: Created a website about a Lancaster FE
- Replies: 10
- Views: 974
Re: Created a website about a Lancaster FE
Well done Ian.We must never forget the bravery of these men. EricT
- 10 Feb 2011, 18:36
- Forum: Escorts and Stewards
- Topic: The Cardiologist's Funeral
- Replies: 1
- Views: 261
The Cardiologist's Funeral
A Cardiologist's Funeral A prestigious cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate funeral by the hospital in which he worked for most of his life. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service as all the doctors from the hospital sat in awe. Following the eulogy,...
- 10 Feb 2011, 18:27
- Forum: Escorts and Stewards
- Topic: How 'Bout This
- Replies: 2
- Views: 400
How 'Bout This
You couldn't make this up! BEST LAWYER/INSURANCE STORY OF THE YEAR, DECADE, AND POSSIBLY THE CENTURY. This took place in Charlotte North Carolina. A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fire. Within a month, having smoked his entir...
- 10 Feb 2011, 18:23
- Forum: Escorts and Stewards
- Topic: The King's Speech
- Replies: 4
- Views: 827
Re: The King's Speech
I have also seen this film and would say that it is among the best films that I have ever seen.There has been some debate as to the historical accuracy,but you know us Brits,we like nothing better than knocking a success story.Whatever, it has to be said that the quality of acting by all the cast,in...
- 10 Feb 2011, 12:30
- Forum: Escorts and Stewards
- Topic: The Organist
- Replies: 1
- Views: 225
The Organist
There was this small church that had a very big-busted organist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably. The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done about this...