Classic British Flight Sim

This is a very sad and tragic incident.EricT

Roger wrote

Blimey Eric i dare not show this one to the wife

Roger,I suppose it depends whose wife you refer to! EricT

A plane leaves Heathrow Airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His co-pilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike. Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans...

An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'Who was the pig that did this to you? I want ...

Marriage is like a deck of cards....................
In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond.

By the end.............

you'll wish you had a f******g club and a spade.....
EricT

Well done Ian.We must never forget the bravery of these men. EricT

A Cardiologist's Funeral A prestigious cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate funeral by the hospital in which he worked for most of his life. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service as all the doctors from the hospital sat in awe. Following the eulogy,...

You couldn't make this up! BEST LAWYER/INSURANCE STORY OF THE YEAR, DECADE, AND POSSIBLY THE CENTURY. This took place in Charlotte North Carolina. A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fire. Within a month, having smoked his entir...

I have also seen this film and would say that it is among the best films that I have ever seen.There has been some debate as to the historical accuracy,but you know us Brits,we like nothing better than knocking a success story.Whatever, it has to be said that the quality of acting by all the cast,in...

There was this small church that had a very big-busted organist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably. The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done about this...