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by Airspeed
27 Jan 2016, 10:24
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Food freak!
Replies: 17
Views: 2373

Food freak!

A customer came into our wholefoods collective, requesting coconut oil.
I said: "Lady, I won't even ask why you want to lubricate a coconut, but you are in danger of having your membership cancelled."
by Airspeed
26 Jan 2016, 12:51
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: What a year for the Aussies!
Replies: 9
Views: 1395

What a year for the Aussies!

Not content with cricketing wins against the Windies, then India, Australian Women's basketballers beat England, and an Aussie took out the Tour Downunder. gasp....Another won the motorcycling section of the Dakkar Rally. As if that wasn't enough, today is Australia Day and every single category of ...
by Airspeed
26 Jan 2016, 12:41
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Happy Birthday markw(53), DanKH(50) and Tuor(45)
Replies: 8
Views: 1975

Re: Happy Birthday markw(53), DanKH(50) and Tuor(45)

Just sneaked in on 26th, 20 minutes to go!
Many Happy Returns to you all!
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by Airspeed
26 Jan 2016, 12:38
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Lady dentist
Replies: 3
Views: 589

Re: Lady dentist

:lol: :lol:
by Airspeed
25 Jan 2016, 10:01
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Snowmegedon II
Replies: 18
Views: 2884

Re: Snowmegedon II

Hi Jon :hello:
I'm not doubting you at all, but where did you learn that?


*-) an excuse for not gardening in the winter?
by Airspeed
24 Jan 2016, 11:25
Forum: Payware Heads Up!!
Topic: Just Flight Dove Released....
Replies: 158
Views: 36094

Re: Just Flight Dove Released....

Just as everyone else has convinced me to save my Aussie dollars, Nev pops in and spins me around! :S
by Airspeed
24 Jan 2016, 11:21
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Snowmegedon II
Replies: 18
Views: 2884

Re: Snowmegedon II

Hope you and yours come through well, Nigel.
We've seen footage on Aussie TV from our reporters on the spot. We could use some precipitation, but not that kind, or that much, thank you!
Don't forget the sun screen, Joe.
by Airspeed
23 Jan 2016, 11:26
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Watch Your R's
Replies: 8
Views: 1374

Re: Watch Your R's

Holy Moly Harry, those monks made TWO spelling mistakes!
by Airspeed
23 Jan 2016, 00:01
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Watch Your R's
Replies: 8
Views: 1374

Re: Watch Your R's

:lol: :lol: :lol:
I like it!
by Airspeed
22 Jan 2016, 12:24
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Innovator...
Replies: 1
Views: 476

Re: Innovator...

What an inspiring story, Peter!
And not a bad looking aircraft to boot.
He was 26 when he did the first flight, and only 21 when......."... retired early from his day job as the general manager and chief financial officer....."
The young feela didn't muck around, did he?