Classic British Flight Sim

At a wine merchant's the regular taster died, and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A retired Naval Aviator, drunk and with a ragged dirty look came to apply for the position. The director of the factory wondered how to send him away. They gave him a glass to drink. The old pilot ...

Master Card Wedding You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University . It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on sta...

A Catholic Priest, a Baptist Preacher, and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University in Marquette . They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop. One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that h...

Have a great day on your first half century! EricT

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Golf Club SignHere is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland UK:1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART. 2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP. 3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN! 4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING. 5. STAY OUT ...

A true story from the pages of the Manchester Evening Times . . . Last Wednesday a passenger in a taxi heading for Salford station leaned over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, dro...

No,don't tell me,let me guess-they are going into politics.Right? If so, they will do very well for themselves EricT

Very best wishes gents EricT

The 1st Affair A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his...

Air Force Test This will drive you nuts!! Have fun! The object of the game is to move the red block around without getting hit by the blue blocks or touching the black walls. If you can go longer than 18 seconds you are phenomenal. It's been said that the US Air Force uses this for fighter pilots. ...