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- 20 Apr 2011, 19:56
- Forum: Escorts and Stewards
- Topic: The Difference Between Grandma and Grandad
- Replies: 0
- Views: 344
The Difference Between Grandma and Grandad
Have you ever wondered what the difference between Grandmothers and Grandfathers is? Well here it is: A friend, who worked away from home all week, always made a morning available when he would take his 7-year old granddaughter for a drive in the car for some bonding time – just him and his grandda...
- 20 Apr 2011, 15:30
- Forum: Escorts and Stewards
- Topic: The Wee Scotsman
- Replies: 4
- Views: 534
The Wee Scotsman
One morning a Scotsman is having breakfast in Paris, (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and marmalade) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum, sits down next to him. The Scotsman ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.. Frenchman: 'You Scots folk eat the whole bread?' Scotsman...
- 20 Apr 2011, 11:14
- Forum: Escorts and Stewards
- Topic: The Government Tender
- Replies: 0
- Views: 395
The Government Tender
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken wall at 10 Downing Street ; one from London , another from Bristol and the third, Liverpool .. They go with a government official to examine the wall. The London contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a...
- 19 Apr 2011, 16:46
- Forum: Escorts and Stewards
- Topic: An Age Thing..
- Replies: 1
- Views: 279
An Age Thing..
Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember .. Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. 'Want anythi...
- 17 Apr 2011, 08:49
- Forum: Escorts and Stewards
- Topic: Try This little Teaser
- Replies: 28
- Views: 3672
Re: Try This little Teaser
I thought Dhekelia was in Cyprus.I agree that 98% is wide of the mark,but this is still an amusing little diversion.When SWMBO and I tried it we both came up Denmark etc.Does that mean that great minds think alike or that we've been married too long? EricT
- 16 Apr 2011, 21:42
- Forum: Escorts and Stewards
- Topic: Try This little Teaser
- Replies: 28
- Views: 3672
Try This little Teaser
This is entertaining.It is an interesting product of basic arithmetic and I suppose logic MIND GAME 2% or 98% This is strange...can you figure it out? Are you the 2% or 98% of the population? Follow the instructions! NO PEEKING AHEAD! * Do the following exercise, guaranteed to raise an eyebrow. * Th...
- 16 Apr 2011, 19:23
- Forum: Escorts and Stewards
- Topic: An offer she could'nt refuse
- Replies: 6
- Views: 543
Re: An offer she could'nt refuse
Probably 2p pieces!
- 16 Apr 2011, 18:48
- Forum: Escorts and Stewards
- Topic: Brilliant Comeback Line!
- Replies: 5
- Views: 695
Brilliant Comeback Line!
For those that don't know Major General Peter Cosgrove, this gentleman is an Australian. General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently. Please follow his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you have to love this! Thi...
- 15 Apr 2011, 19:05
- Forum: Escorts and Stewards
- Topic: Proud Dad!..
- Replies: 1
- Views: 283
Proud Dad!..
A Scot was drinking in a bar in London when he gets a call on his mobile. He orders drinks for everybody in the bar as he announces, his wife has just produced a typical Scottish baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the man just shrugs, &q...
- 15 Apr 2011, 19:02
- Forum: Escorts and Stewards
- Topic: Would You Marry Again?
- Replies: 1
- Views: 278
Would You Marry Again?
Would You marry Again? - Priceless A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife looks over at him and asks the question.... WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married Again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like bei...