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by Tomliner
17 Feb 2011, 20:09
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Laugh
Replies: 7
Views: 1402

Re: Laugh

Well that's another fine mess you've gotten me into!Mm Mm!Brilliant EricT :lol:
by Tomliner
17 Feb 2011, 19:39
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Nobody's This Thick.Are They?
Replies: 11
Views: 1241

Nobody's This Thick.Are They?

Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee. (Now I know why they record these conversations!): Operator: 'Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?' Caller: 'Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect .' Operator: 'What sort of trouble??' Caller: 'Well, I was just ...
by Tomliner
15 Feb 2011, 15:41
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Happy Birthday Trev Clark 53yo today
Replies: 18
Views: 1896

Re: Happy Birthday Trev Clark 53yo today

Have a great evening Trev.I can't remember who it was that said 'Your only as old as the woman you feel'EricT :thumbsup: :party:
by Tomliner
14 Feb 2011, 12:37
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Ralph & Edna
Replies: 2
Views: 304

Ralph & Edna

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the botto...
by Tomliner
14 Feb 2011, 12:32
Forum: Payware Heads Up!!
Topic: Qualitywings 757
Replies: 6
Views: 1416

Qualitywings 757

While reading the post re the 146,I saw mention made of their 757.Does anyone have his and can you say how good the FMC is? Sometime ago I bought the Captain Sim 757 and as I expected my pc does struggle with it.I don't use it much,tending to stick with Level-D B767 which is excellent. I have looked...
by Tomliner
12 Feb 2011, 23:01
Forum: CBFS Forum
Topic: Duxford Victor
Replies: 20
Views: 2782

Re: Duxford Victor

I know that this may be a little 'off the mark' but I always thought that if you believe that aircraft have facial expresssions,then the Victor,when viewed head on,looked to be the most menacing,evil machine. Another 'nasty looking piece of work' was the Phantom.It would have scared the sh!t out of ...
by Tomliner
12 Feb 2011, 17:35
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Metroliner crashes at Cork airport...
Replies: 14
Views: 2139

Re: Metroliner crashes at Cork airport...

This is a very sad and tragic incident.EricT
by Tomliner
12 Feb 2011, 16:52
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: True Meaning of Marriage
Replies: 3
Views: 608

Re: True Meaning of Marriage

Roger wrote
Blimey Eric i dare not show this one to the wife
Roger,I suppose it depends whose wife you refer to! ;) EricT
by Tomliner
12 Feb 2011, 16:17
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Who Sank The Titanic?
Replies: 1
Views: 410

Who Sank The Titanic?

A plane leaves Heathrow Airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His co-pilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike. Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans...
by Tomliner
12 Feb 2011, 16:06
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Devoted Dad
Replies: 0
Views: 337

Devoted Dad

An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'Who was the pig that did this to you? I want ...