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- 17 Feb 2011, 20:09
- Forum: Escorts and Stewards
- Topic: Laugh
- Replies: 7
- Views: 1402
Re: Laugh
Well that's another fine mess you've gotten me into!Mm Mm!Brilliant EricT
- 17 Feb 2011, 19:39
- Forum: Escorts and Stewards
- Topic: Nobody's This Thick.Are They?
- Replies: 11
- Views: 1241
Nobody's This Thick.Are They?
Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee. (Now I know why they record these conversations!): Operator: 'Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?' Caller: 'Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect .' Operator: 'What sort of trouble??' Caller: 'Well, I was just ...
- 15 Feb 2011, 15:41
- Forum: Escorts and Stewards
- Topic: Happy Birthday Trev Clark 53yo today
- Replies: 18
- Views: 1896
Re: Happy Birthday Trev Clark 53yo today
Have a great evening Trev.I can't remember who it was that said 'Your only as old as the woman you feel'EricT
- 14 Feb 2011, 12:37
- Forum: Escorts and Stewards
- Topic: Ralph & Edna
- Replies: 2
- Views: 304
Ralph & Edna
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the botto...
- 14 Feb 2011, 12:32
- Forum: Payware Heads Up!!
- Topic: Qualitywings 757
- Replies: 6
- Views: 1416
Qualitywings 757
While reading the post re the 146,I saw mention made of their 757.Does anyone have his and can you say how good the FMC is? Sometime ago I bought the Captain Sim 757 and as I expected my pc does struggle with it.I don't use it much,tending to stick with Level-D B767 which is excellent. I have looked...
- 12 Feb 2011, 23:01
- Forum: CBFS Forum
- Topic: Duxford Victor
- Replies: 20
- Views: 2782
Re: Duxford Victor
I know that this may be a little 'off the mark' but I always thought that if you believe that aircraft have facial expresssions,then the Victor,when viewed head on,looked to be the most menacing,evil machine. Another 'nasty looking piece of work' was the Phantom.It would have scared the sh!t out of ...
- 12 Feb 2011, 17:35
- Forum: Escorts and Stewards
- Topic: Metroliner crashes at Cork airport...
- Replies: 14
- Views: 2139
Re: Metroliner crashes at Cork airport...
This is a very sad and tragic incident.EricT
- 12 Feb 2011, 16:52
- Forum: Escorts and Stewards
- Topic: True Meaning of Marriage
- Replies: 3
- Views: 608
Re: True Meaning of Marriage
Roger wrote
Roger,I suppose it depends whose wife you refer to! EricTBlimey Eric i dare not show this one to the wife
- 12 Feb 2011, 16:17
- Forum: Escorts and Stewards
- Topic: Who Sank The Titanic?
- Replies: 1
- Views: 410
Who Sank The Titanic?
A plane leaves Heathrow Airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His co-pilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike. Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans...
- 12 Feb 2011, 16:06
- Forum: Escorts and Stewards
- Topic: Devoted Dad
- Replies: 0
- Views: 337
Devoted Dad
An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'Who was the pig that did this to you? I want ...