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by Tomliner
03 Feb 2011, 19:35
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: The Compassionate Scots
Replies: 1
Views: 199

The Compassionate Scots

SCOTTISH COMPASSION A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women, from England , Wales , and Scotland , were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The English woman said, 'Have you ever had a hug?' The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked ...
by Tomliner
01 Feb 2011, 23:34
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: The Dentist
Replies: 1
Views: 215

The Dentist

The female dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot. “No way! No needles. I hate needles” the patient said. The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and the man objects. “I can't do the gas thing. The thought of having the gas mask on suffocates me!” The dentist then asks th...
by Tomliner
01 Feb 2011, 17:48
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: The Haircut
Replies: 2
Views: 723

The Haircut

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a '...
by Tomliner
31 Jan 2011, 20:53
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Old Men Deserve Respect!
Replies: 1
Views: 255

Old Men Deserve Respect!

An old prospector shuffled into town leading a tired old mule. The old man headed straight for the only saloon to clear his parched throat. He walked up and tied his old mule to the hitch rail. As he stood there brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a young gunslinger stepped out of ...
by Tomliner
31 Jan 2011, 20:39
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Cat Food....Delicious
Replies: 3
Views: 371

Cat Food....Delicious

A woman was enjoying a good game of golf with her girlfriends. "Oh, no!" she suddenly exclaimed. "Look at the time! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband! He'll be so p!ssed off if it's not ready on time." When she got home, she discovered all she had in the fridge w...
by Tomliner
30 Jan 2011, 20:04
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Alpine flight in Piper Super Cub
Replies: 19
Views: 1751

Re: Alpine flight in Piper Super Cub

Airboatr wrote
Imagine being able to do this with your SLR
This is probably what can be achieved by someone who does not spend most of their time in FS related activities!EricT :)
by Tomliner
30 Jan 2011, 19:52
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Alpine flight in Piper Super Cub
Replies: 19
Views: 1751

Re: Alpine flight in Piper Super Cub

Toby,judging by the quality of your photos,I don't think that I would put a camera upgade very high on your list of priorities! :) EricT
by Tomliner
30 Jan 2011, 19:24
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Alpine flight in Piper Super Cub
Replies: 19
Views: 1751

Re: Alpine flight in Piper Super Cub

Stunning photos in a stunning location Toby! I know what you mean about skiing.20years ago while on a fly drive hol in the north western US we passed through the town of Bend in Oregon.It was the very end of the ski season(early June!) and my wife wanted to have a go at it. We had a brief lesson aft...
by Tomliner
29 Jan 2011, 15:30
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: More Scanned Slides
Replies: 13
Views: 2147

More Scanned Slides

I'm still plodding through this mind numbing task and came across these.They were taken at Mildenhall in 1994 and thought the mil types here my like to see them. http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t39/tomliner/Aircraft/img008.jpg http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t39/tomliner/Aircraft/img009.jpg ht...
by Tomliner
27 Jan 2011, 22:42
Forum: Payware Heads Up!!
Topic: A2A Spitfire
Replies: 42
Views: 9304

Re: A2A Spitfire

Blister wrote
Bug**r - just bought a new clarinet! NOW what am I going to tell the wife!!
Whose wife would that be? *-) ;) EricT