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by steelsporran
25 Feb 2014, 22:06
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Corrective Surgery
Replies: 6
Views: 1176

Re: Corrective Surgery

:lol: I wonder what his face looks like. *-)
by steelsporran
19 Feb 2014, 22:24
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Aviating Aussie Style!
Replies: 7
Views: 1388

Re: Aviating Aussie Style!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
by steelsporran
18 Feb 2014, 22:19
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Co-Pilot Hijacks Ethiopian flight
Replies: 7
Views: 1077

Re: Co-Pilot Hijacks Ethiopian flight

I love the fact that the Swiss air force didn't intercept because it was outside office hours :dunno:
by steelsporran
13 Feb 2014, 22:19
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: You've got to laugh.
Replies: 5
Views: 965

Re: You've got to laugh.

emfrat wrote:Hello George -


They wanted someone with good English language skills and an ability to proof-read 8)

ATB
MikeW
Are you sure they didn't mean "fortunately your application was unsuccessful"? :wasntme:
by steelsporran
13 Feb 2014, 00:25
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: The Agony of Aging
Replies: 2
Views: 684

The Agony of Aging


On the morning that Daylight Savings Time ended I stopped in to visit my aging friend.
He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish.
I said to him, "You better get your hearing checked - You're supposed to turn your clock back".
by steelsporran
30 Jan 2014, 22:09
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: How to Berth a Ship
Replies: 13
Views: 2228

Re: How to Berth a Ship

Was the filmer zooming out or walking backwards briskly?
by steelsporran
29 Nov 2013, 04:10
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Beer Warning!
Replies: 5
Views: 1133

Re: Beer Warning!

It's the toe jam that gives the flavour Mike, the nails are just for body. :guinn:
by steelsporran
28 Nov 2013, 22:22
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Beer Warning!
Replies: 5
Views: 1133

Re: Beer Warning!

Dev One wrote:Or change to drinking Scotch in order to wear a Scottish skirt?
Keith
N/A
My beret-wearing days are long gone but I'm still drinking wine.