Classic British Flight Sim

Anyone for Easter eggs? EricT

Don't you just love him? Little Johnny! (Bless the little b@st*rd) "Class, today's assignment is to spell and use the word 'DOUGH' in a sentence." "Jane, you go first..."…..Dough, D O U G H …..…….Italians make pizza with dough." Very good, Jane... Now let's hear from Mary.&q...

Three nuns die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St Peter. He says, "Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be.. The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren," and *poof* ...

Dave,I've sent a PM that might be of interest to you. EricT

An older, white-haired man walked into a jewellery store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweller looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The old man said, 'No, I'd...

Looks blue to me. EricT

Nigel,I just had a brief flashback.At least I think I did.Or did I? EricT

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: Cheese Sandwich: = £1.50 Chicken Sandwich: = £2.50 Hand Job: = £10 Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eag...

Simple really.Keep reducing the limit in the name of safety, et voila-more speeding revenues.I'll bet that we'll soon more 20mph limils in towns.EricT

Bugger!This wasn't what I expected from the title of the thread! EricT