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by Tomliner
08 Jan 2012, 18:38
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Bombing Hitler's Dams
Replies: 9
Views: 1152

Re: Bombing Hitler's Dams

Of course if PBS puts on a show titled 'Women and Their Bouncing Bombs' I'll definitely be tuning in
Brian,I think we need to have a quiet talk. *-) ;) EricT
by Tomliner
06 Jan 2012, 11:47
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Seven Kinds Of Sex
Replies: 5
Views: 1346

Re: Seven Kinds Of Sex

None that could be posted on a family-friendly forum.
Oops I should have thought of that Brian! :doh: However I like to think that no-one here would try to post anything offensive. EricT :)
by Tomliner
05 Jan 2012, 16:49
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Seven Kinds Of Sex
Replies: 5
Views: 1346

Seven Kinds Of Sex

The 1st kind of sex is called ... Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called ... Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have sex...
by Tomliner
05 Jan 2012, 16:46
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: A Good Nurse?
Replies: 2
Views: 440

A Good Nurse?

A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch. Worried that it might be a second surgery and the doctors hadn't told him about it, ...
by Tomliner
04 Jan 2012, 22:34
Forum: The Virtual Spanner
Topic: Scanners
Replies: 6
Views: 751

Re: Scanners

Hi Dave.You may recall that a while ago I had well over 20000 slides to sort through of which about 60% were scanned.These included some of the images linked to this forum last year.I bought an Epson V300 Perfection from Amazon.It did a good job on slide scanning and it will also scan negs and docum...
by Tomliner
03 Jan 2012, 16:10
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Housing benefit capping.
Replies: 6
Views: 1133

Re: Housing benefit capping.

I now feel guilty at taking my state pension After all I only worked for 48 years paying tax and national insurance so how selfish is that?.Come to think of it I am still a taxpayer ! :rant: :rant: EricT
by Tomliner
02 Jan 2012, 17:46
Forum: CBFS Forum
Topic: Navigation in UK/Europe
Replies: 12
Views: 3208

Re: Navigation in UK/Europe

Hi Highlander_821.I also am not a real world pilot but I 'fly' using out of date Aerad and Jeppesen charts bought from aviation enthusiast shops.Having said that,they are getting a bit more difficult tp obtain.This link http://www.nats-uk.ead-it.com/public/index.php%3Foption=com_content&task=blo...
by Tomliner
02 Jan 2012, 10:44
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Happy New Year
Replies: 27
Views: 4271

Re: Happy New Year

I want to say best wishes for 2012 to all of you brilliant and friendly folk that use this site. :cheers: :thumbsup: EricT
by Tomliner
01 Jan 2012, 11:22
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: A Bit More Blarney!
Replies: 5
Views: 561

A Bit More Blarney!

Paddy and Mick were walking along a street in London when Paddy looked in a shop window and sees a sign that catches his eye. The sign read, "Suits £5.00 each, Shirts £2.00 each, trousers £2.50 per pair". Paddy said to his pal, "Mick look at the prices! We could buy a whole lot of do...
by Tomliner
31 Dec 2011, 23:01
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Two For The Price Of One
Replies: 11
Views: 1985

Two For The Price Of One

A scouser walked into the local job centre, marched straight up to the Counter and said 'Hi, I'm looking for a job'. The man behind the counter replied 'Your timing is amazing. We've just got one in from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac twin daughters. You'll ...