Classic British Flight Sim

Simple to operate, but a bugger to perfect ! Have Fun !

Okay, all you pilots and wannabe pilots. Let's test your dexterity!
Here's your chance to see how you would do as the pilot of a
cargo plane over a drop zone. http://www.raf.mod.uk/altitude/games/dz_game/dzgame.cfm.
EricT

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