Classic British Flight Sim

A man was leaving a local shop with his morning paper when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about twenty yards behind. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog on a lead. Beh...

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A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. The barman looks at him and says, "Hang on! You're a duck." "I see your eyes are working," replies the duck. "And you can talk!" Exclaims the barman. "I see your ears are working too," Says...

IDIOT SIGHTING NO. 1 My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a £5 note. Our total was £4.20, so I also handed her a 20 pence piece. She said, 'You gave me too much money.' I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me £1 back.' She sighed and went...

I attended my final airshow some years ago.I got sick of the traffic jams,the ever increasing prices charged for admission to watch the aircraft flying ever further away from the crowd line, and the disappointment at the non-appearance of particularly anticipated aircraft.Yes I know the aircraft can...

The Pope and Tiger Woods died on the same day and because of an administrative mix up the Pope went to hell and Tiger Woods went to heaven. The Pope explains the situation to the administrative clerk in hell, and after checking the paperwork admits that there is an error.. "However", the ...

Priceless revenge!! A little boy about 12 years old is walking down the street dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of 'a house of ill repute' and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, 'I wa...

Wonderful.Such dedication from the team,and as has already been mentioned,well reported by the newsreaders. EricT

Tha's not wrong there Graham. EricT

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster. W...