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by Tomliner
04 May 2011, 13:56
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Osama Bin Laden dead ! Hooray !
Replies: 50
Views: 8150

Re: Osama Bin Laden dead ! Hooray !

Fisrt time I've heard of the bins being taken out on a bank holiday! :) EricT
by Tomliner
01 May 2011, 01:02
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: The Quick & The Dead.
Replies: 10
Views: 3512

Re: The Quick & The Dead.

'Empire of the Clouds' is released in paperback on May 5th.I am wating to buy my copy.EricT
by Tomliner
01 May 2011, 00:59
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Professor Richard Holmes RIP
Replies: 6
Views: 1187

Re: Professor Richard Holmes RIP

This is so sad.He has presented many excellent tv programmes on military history as well as writing many books.A few years ago I had the great pleasure of seeing Prof Holmes at the Edinburgh Book Festival.May he rest in peace.EricT
by Tomliner
29 Apr 2011, 20:52
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: OAP Romance
Replies: 0
Views: 367

OAP Romance

Old Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?" Margaret looked him over. "Nope." Frustrated, Bert stor...
by Tomliner
23 Apr 2011, 20:39
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: John Sullivan Dies
Replies: 8
Views: 1487

John Sullivan Dies

Just noticed this on the BBC website. John Sullivan was 64.What a great loss to British comedy writing.In the unlikely event that you don't know,John Sullivan was the creator of what must be the funniest 'sitcom' ever written-'Only Fools And Horses' What a brilliant legacy he leaves.EricT
by Tomliner
23 Apr 2011, 20:22
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Happy St-Georges Day
Replies: 15
Views: 1377

Re: Happy St-Georges Day

Although I now live north of the border,I always remember St George's Day. Last year on April 22nd I mentioned to the secretary at the bowling club that I go to that the appropriate flag should be flown the following day.He wasn't sure what I was referring to,so I said that the flag of St George sho...
by Tomliner
22 Apr 2011, 10:09
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Banned From Sainsburys
Replies: 1
Views: 341

Banned From Sainsburys

Didn't like shopping there anyway. Yesterday I was at my local Sainsbury's store buying a large bag of Winalot dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had an elephant? So, since I'm retired and have little to do, on i...
by Tomliner
22 Apr 2011, 10:08
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: AAR at sunset...
Replies: 17
Views: 2890

Re: AAR at sunset...

Lovely shots as always :thumbsup: EricT
by Tomliner
20 Apr 2011, 20:11
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Patient Grandfather
Replies: 2
Views: 351

Patient Grandfather

Patient Grandfather A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly behaved 3 year-old grandson. It's obvious to her that he has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets in the sweet aisle; biscuits in the biscuit aisle; and for fruit, cereal and pop in the other aisles....
by Tomliner
20 Apr 2011, 19:56
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: The Difference Between Grandma and Grandad
Replies: 0
Views: 344

The Difference Between Grandma and Grandad

Have you ever wondered what the difference between Grandmothers and Grandfathers is? Well here it is: A friend, who worked away from home all week, always made a morning available when he would take his 7-year old granddaughter for a drive in the car for some bonding time – just him and his grandda...