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by Tomliner
10 Jul 2011, 19:42
Forum: Gallery
Topic: Three for DB
Replies: 6
Views: 1291

Re: Three for DB

Simon wrote
Took these at Duxford yesterday and thought of you Dave
Simon,I thought you meant that they were ageing( mostly gracefully), somewhat plodding but generally easy on the eye!
I can think of worse things to be compared to than DH's biplanes!Hi Dave :hello: EricT
by Tomliner
09 Jul 2011, 20:03
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Blondes Again(Not Very PC!)
Replies: 3
Views: 423

Blondes Again(Not Very PC!)

DISNEYLAND Two blondes were going to Disneyland . They were driving on the Interstate when they saw the sign that said Disneyland LEFT. They started crying and turned around and went home. FLORIDA OR MOON Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the oth...
by Tomliner
09 Jul 2011, 20:01
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: The Irish Sawmill(Also not PC!)
Replies: 0
Views: 403

The Irish Sawmill(Also not PC!)

The Irish Sawmill Paddy and Mick are two Irishmen working at the local sawmill. One day, Mick slips and his arm gets caught and is severed by the big bench saw. Paddy quickly puts the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it and Mick to the local hospital. Next day, Paddy goes to the hospital and asks a...
by Tomliner
01 Jul 2011, 20:32
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Speed Limits.
Replies: 11
Views: 1796

Re: Speed Limits.

:lol: :lol: :lol: Good job they didn't try the Edinburgh City Bypass-the A720!EricT
by Tomliner
30 Jun 2011, 20:38
Forum: Gallery
Topic: Cotswold Classics
Replies: 11
Views: 2233

Re: Cotswold Classics

Great shots.Chipmunk and Dakota-can't go wrong.I would be interested to know what camera and lens you were using.Best wishes EricT :thumbsup:
by Tomliner
30 Jun 2011, 20:33
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Sorry chaps, another Swiss Airshow
Replies: 13
Views: 2244

Re: Sorry chaps, another Swiss Airshow

Great pictures Toby.If I had to pick a favourite it would have to be the Ju-52.ATB EricT :thumbsup:
edit,a close second would be the group shot.I always like candid portrait pictures.
by Tomliner
30 Jun 2011, 13:52
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: The Miracle of Toilet Paper
Replies: 0
Views: 319

The Miracle of Toilet Paper

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and r...
by Tomliner
30 Jun 2011, 13:50
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Notes To The Milkman
Replies: 4
Views: 401

Notes To The Milkman

These are notes that were left in milk bottles for various milkmen Dear milkman: I've just had a baby, please leave another one. Please leave an extra pint of paralysed milk. Cancel one pint after the day after today. Please don't leave any more milk. All they do is drink it. Milkman, please close ...
by Tomliner
29 Jun 2011, 10:00
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Power of Prayer
Replies: 2
Views: 350

Power of Prayer

-- A preacher said, "Anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar." With that, an Aboriginal man got in line, and when it was his turn, the Preacher asked, "Mulrunji, what do you want me to pray about for you?" Mulrunji r...
by Tomliner
25 Jun 2011, 20:33
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: HB Brian Franklin(60) today
Replies: 11
Views: 1895

Re: HB Brian Franklin(60) today

Have a good one Brian :thumbsup: :cheers: EricT ps don't forget the bus pass!