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- 26 Aug 2010, 12:22
- Forum: Escorts and Stewards
- Topic: Wanna buy a Belfast?
- Replies: 30
- Views: 3597
Re: Wanna buy a Belfast?
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- 25 Aug 2010, 23:26
- Forum: Escorts and Stewards
- Topic: Classic British Flight Novel - Dramatisation
- Replies: 9
- Views: 613
Re: Classic British Flight Novel - Dramatisation
Don't think I'll listen but I remember the film of the book.I seem to recall the the main character of Theodore Honey was played by James Stewart or was it Michael Redgrave? Anyway, what I do recall is that this was the first full novel that I ever read.I bought it whilst on holiday in Newquay in 19...
- 23 Aug 2010, 15:00
- Forum: Escorts and Stewards
- Topic: Choose Your Bride Carefully!
- Replies: 3
- Views: 614
Choose Your Bride Carefully!
THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY A GLASGOW GIRL Three friends married women from different parts of the world..... The first man married a Filipino. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes ...
- 21 Aug 2010, 19:47
- Forum: Escorts and Stewards
- Topic: Made Me Smile
- Replies: 2
- Views: 339
Made Me Smile
A boy asks his granny, 'Have you seen my pills, they were labelled LSD?' Granny replies, f**k the pills, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?! **************** Little Billy asks his dad for a telly in his room. Dad reluctantly agrees. Next day Billy comes downstairs and asks, 'Dad, what's love...
- 20 Aug 2010, 22:21
- Forum: Escorts and Stewards
- Topic: Fluctuations!
- Replies: 0
- Views: 436
Fluctuations!
Why it's important to understand English. I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange, so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank. Short line! Just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and she was a little irritated. She asked...
- 20 Aug 2010, 13:39
- Forum: Escorts and Stewards
- Topic: Exam Answers in UK
- Replies: 3
- Views: 490
Exam Answers in UK
The following questions were set in last year's GCSE examination in Swindon, Wiltshire (U.K.) These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds) Q. Name the four seasons A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink A. Flirtation makes wate...
- 19 Aug 2010, 18:02
- Forum: Escorts and Stewards
- Topic: Disorder in the American Courts
- Replies: 2
- Views: 362
Disorder in the American Courts
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your h...
- 19 Aug 2010, 13:20
- Forum: Escorts and Stewards
- Topic: Ben Watson.. take 1 step backward then 2 forward!
- Replies: 23
- Views: 2421
Re: Ben Watson.. take 1 step backward then 2 forward!
Hi Ben.Sorry it's a bit late but hope you had a great day. EricT
- 16 Aug 2010, 22:52
- Forum: Escorts and Stewards
- Topic: Tales of Liverpool
- Replies: 3
- Views: 347
Tales of Liverpool
A Primary Teacher explains to her class that she is a Liverpool fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they too are Liverpool fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, 'Mary, why didn't you raise your hand...
- 16 Aug 2010, 22:29
- Forum: Escorts and Stewards
- Topic: A Classic Day Out
- Replies: 13
- Views: 2187
Re: A Classic Day Out
Hi Ben.I wondered if the Ulsterbus picture would bring a response from you.Will pm you after this. EricT