Classic British Flight Sim

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Medical TV show, I have finally found inner peace. A Doctor proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started...

A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. 'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa. ' Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz. ' A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?' Instead of giving the answer...

Friends Nigel, friends. Yes! I still have a few left, hard to believe I know.


Graham

A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a nude beach. As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger than his mother's so he goes back to ask her why. She tells her son, "The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is." The boy, pleased with th...

Met him a few years back and you look nowt like him Rick. :roll: :lol: No problems mate, I know that when I do take the plunge it will be well worth the wait. It's just that with grabbing that deal with with FSX and Acceleration, plus going mad and getting the full Monte GenX, the coffers are rather...

DEGREE A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.The very blonde wife picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up. The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife answered, "I don't know,...

A father and son went hunting together for the first time. The father said: 'Stay here and be very QUIET. I'll be across the field.' A few minutes later the father heard a blood curdling scream and ran back to his son. 'What's wrong?' the father asked. 'I told you to be quiet.' The boy, bless his h...

Several men are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and began to talk.... Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes"...

Congratulations and thanks to all concerned.

The advice and friendship found on this site is something to be truly valued.

Graham

Thanks for that Ben.

Downloaded them, but will have to wait for my next pension day to get the aircraft. Slightly overspent at the minute :-(

Graham