Classic British Flight Sim

An elderly Scottish Jew has decided to take it a little easier and take up golf. So he puts his name down at the local club. After a week he receives a message that his application has been turned down. So he goes down to the club to enquire why. Secretary: "You are aware that this is a Scotti...

Very best wishes Nigel EricT

Absolutely amazing.Bet he woke up one morning thinking Oh God I'm bored,naff all on tv,wife in a strop, what shall I do? I know,I've got a great idea!!!!! EricT

This could apply to several polticians. On a recent trip to the United States, Tony Blair, Ex. Prime Minister of the UK, addressed a major gathering of Native American Indians. He spoke for almost an hour on his plans for a Carbon Trading Tax for the UK and Europe At the conclusion of his speech, th...

All the guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns. The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and ...

A young Scottish Lad and Lass were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands and gazing out over the loch. For several minutes they sat silently, then finally the girl looked at the boy and said, “A penny for your thoughts, Angus.” ”Well, uh I was thinkin’, perhaps it’s aboot time for a wee kiss.”...

At Sunday church the local Vicar explains that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave because he is so popular. Fred Smith, who owns several car dealerships stands up and proclaims: 'If the Vicar stays, I w...

This is so pathetic that it must be true BRAINS OF BRITAIN UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE (BBC2) Jeremy Paxman: What is another name for 'cherrypickers' and 'cheesemongers'? Contestant: Homosexuals.. Jeremy Paxman: No. They're regiments in the British Army who will be very upset with you BEG, BORROW OR STEAL ...

I so hope that this is true It happened in an Underground station in London. There were protesters on the concourse handing out pamphlets on the evils of Britain . I politely declined to take one. An elderly woman behind me was getting off the escalator and a young (20-ish) female protester offered ...

I just close my eyes and hope for the best! EricT