Classic British Flight Sim

A tough looking group of bikers were out riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stopped. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?" "I'm going to commit suicide," she says. While he did not want to appear insensitive, h...

Great shots Kevin.I particularly like the 3rd Dakota shot but I ' m a sucker for the Dak anyway. EricT

> A group of children were trying very hard to become accustomed to Nursery. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! You need to use 'Big People' words,' she was always reminding them. She asked John what he had done over the weekend? 'I went to visit my Nana'.....

Jack, age 92, and Gill, age 89, living in Perth, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a chemist shop and Jack suggests they go in. Jack addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?" The phar...

The banker saw his old friend Murdo, an eighty-year old Crofter, in Stornoway. Murdo had lost his wife a year or so before and rumour had it that he was marrying a 'mail order' bride. Being a good friend, the banker asked Murdo if the rumour was true. Murdo assured him that it was. The banker then ...

I didn't know Leif but the postings from those that had the pleasure of knowing him indicate that he was a fine man.Condolences to his family and all those who feel a personal sense of loss.EricT

That is so moving.I'm sure those schoolchildren will remember that fine man for the rest of their lives.EricT

At a wine merchant's the regular taster died, and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A retired Naval Aviator, drunk and with a ragged dirty look came to apply for the position. The director of the factory wondered how to send him away. They gave him a glass to drink. The old pilot ...

Master Card Wedding You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University . It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on sta...

A Catholic Priest, a Baptist Preacher, and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University in Marquette . They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop. One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that h...