Classic British Flight Sim

Dave,I've sent a PM that might be of interest to you. EricT

An older, white-haired man walked into a jewellery store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweller looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The old man said, 'No, I'd...

Looks blue to me. EricT

Nigel,I just had a brief flashback.At least I think I did.Or did I? EricT

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: Cheese Sandwich: = £1.50 Chicken Sandwich: = £2.50 Hand Job: = £10 Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eag...

Simple really.Keep reducing the limit in the name of safety, et voila-more speeding revenues.I'll bet that we'll soon more 20mph limils in towns.EricT

Bugger!This wasn't what I expected from the title of the thread! EricT

We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'seniors' special' was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for £2.99. 'Sounds good,' my wife said. 'But I don't want the eggs...' 'Then, I'll have to charge you £3.49 because you're ordering a la carte,' the waitress warned her. 'You mean I'd have t...

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy. The teacher told...

Be honest now Nigel,when was the last time the Earth moved for you? EricT