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by Tomliner
23 Feb 2011, 10:26
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: The window through which we look ...
Replies: 2
Views: 456

Re: The window through which we look ...

Hi Graham, as Smashey and Nicey would say,'Wise words there matey' :agree: EricT
by Tomliner
23 Feb 2011, 00:50
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Swiftsure in her prime
Replies: 36
Views: 2121

Re: Swiftsure in her prime

OMG Robbie,you've really gone and done it now.You've sent DaveB into spasms of ecstasy that even his good lady couldn't achieve!What's more at his age one has to be so careful! :doh: EricT
by Tomliner
21 Feb 2011, 11:13
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: First Time S.E.X
Replies: 4
Views: 388

First Time S.E.X

FIRST TIME SEX A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet & have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out & make love for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never ha...
by Tomliner
20 Feb 2011, 18:02
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Well Worth A Listen
Replies: 10
Views: 2004

Re: Well Worth A Listen

This is brilliant.So many myths bebunked.If he stands for Parliament(Scottish or English) he gets my vote. :thumbsup: EricT
by Tomliner
20 Feb 2011, 17:52
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Airfix Stirling
Replies: 16
Views: 2579

Re: Airfix Stirling

Best wishes for your op Paul.I'm sure you'll last a lot longer than many of the poor sods that had to fly in bomber command in WW2,bless them. :thumbsup: EricT
by Tomliner
20 Feb 2011, 17:47
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: R44...
Replies: 3
Views: 369

Re: R44...

Nice shots Peter but helos aren't for me.Far too difficult!EricT
by Tomliner
19 Feb 2011, 16:50
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Slides-(ModelA/C)
Replies: 3
Views: 283

Slides-(ModelA/C)

At last I have finished scanning my slides(about 20,000) of them!I started the job a year ago and am pleased that it's done.I will occasionally post a few images here if that's ok. This time I have put up a few slightly different ones.They were taken in 1990 at the Rolls Royce r/c model aircraft clu...
by Tomliner
19 Feb 2011, 16:07
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: That's When The Fight Started!
Replies: 2
Views: 365

That's When The Fight Started!

One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift... The next year, I didn't buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!" And that's how the fight started..... ______________________________...
by Tomliner
19 Feb 2011, 15:44
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Little Johnny Again!
Replies: 2
Views: 301

Little Johnny Again!

LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAINThe teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.' The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate, ...
by Tomliner
18 Feb 2011, 16:09
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: At The Vets
Replies: 1
Views: 236

At The Vets

THREE DOGS AT THE VET... Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when they struck up a conversation. The Black Labrador turned to the yellow Labrador and said >> " So why are you here ? " The yellow Lab replied, " I'm a pi$$er. I pee on everything....the sofa, the cu...