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by Tomliner
14 Jan 2011, 16:08
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Utopia?
Replies: 3
Views: 430

Utopia?

One day a man decided to retire... He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship sank. He soon found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing, only bananas and coconuts. After about four months, he is lying on the ...
by Tomliner
12 Jan 2011, 17:20
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Nymphomaniac Convention
Replies: 5
Views: 562

Nymphomaniac Convention

I think this has been posted before but for anyone who hasn't seen it,it is still funny.... A man boarded an aircraft at London Heathrow Airport ' s Terminal 5 for New York , and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realised she was heading strai...
by Tomliner
12 Jan 2011, 17:05
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: The fur Lined Gloves
Replies: 4
Views: 369

The fur Lined Gloves

A young man called Chris from London wanted to buy a Christmas present for his new girlfriend. They hadn't been seeing each other for very long and she lived in Scotland . Chris consulted with his sister and decided, after careful consideration, that a pair of good quality gloves would strike the r...
by Tomliner
10 Jan 2011, 19:49
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: HB DispatchDragon.. 58yo.. 10.1.11
Replies: 12
Views: 1422

Re: HB DispatchDragon.. 58yo.. 10.1.11

Best Wishes.Have a great day.EricT :) :guinn:
by Tomliner
09 Jan 2011, 18:49
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: The Brothel
Replies: 5
Views: 358

The Brothel

Two drunks visit a brothel.The madam takes one look at them and says 'put inflatable dolls in the bedrooms,they're too old and drunk to notice'. During the walk home the first man says 'do you know what,I think my girl was dead.She didn't move or say owt'. The second man says'Could be worse.I think...
by Tomliner
07 Jan 2011, 10:43
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Well done England!
Replies: 11
Views: 1676

Re: Well done England!

We won't gloat.. we're above that
Oh no we're not! :lol: EricT
by Tomliner
07 Jan 2011, 09:34
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Rare beast in front garden!
Replies: 32
Views: 2955

Re: Rare beast in front garden!

Hi Eddie.Interesting to see the Sumburgh VOR in the background in the third picture.Yes I know it's sad to find such things of interest but what can I say? :dunno: :) EricT
by Tomliner
05 Jan 2011, 17:14
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Short Story...
Replies: 8
Views: 1390

Re: Short Story...

:lol: :lol: Welcome back Graham.
by Tomliner
05 Jan 2011, 13:26
Forum: The Virtual Spanner
Topic: LaptopQuery
Replies: 5
Views: 2043

Re: LaptopQuery

Many thanks for the replies so far.I just wanted confirmation from those more knowledgable than I am thinking along the right lines.On my own pc I frequently defrag and occasionally run Ccleaner and Reg Mechanic.I also periodically run Acronis to due a complete backup to my external hard drive. :thu...
by Tomliner
05 Jan 2011, 10:27
Forum: The Virtual Spanner
Topic: LaptopQuery
Replies: 5
Views: 2043

LaptopQuery

My daughters Dell laptop is about 5 years old(running XP) and I suspect has not had much in the way basic mainetenance done on it.The 80 Gig disc was about 90% full and wouldn't even allow a full defrag to run.I believe that she has now tried to free up some space and I am thinking that another defr...