Classic British Flight Sim

Hwo needs a neyetesst? nOt mme! EriTc

Seen this one before but I still like it. The Balloonist A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted: 'Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am.....

My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?"
I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I stayed awake."
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Now I AM envious!In 1988 I wanted a Beaver ride( titter ye not) in Vancouver but didn't manage it.Tried Again in 1989 in the Laurentians north of Montreal and got a trip in a Cessna 182(on water) instead and in 1995 we were in Australia and I put my name down for a Beaver flight from Cairns a couple...

Digressing slightly,I would advise anyone sending birthday cards not to put money oe even a gift card inside.We have done this and it seems that if anything goes missing,it is one of these.Also we never buy one of those cards which has a badge attached.It can feel like a coin Too many light fingered...

Hi Ben.Not come across this one before.Maybe Rick will have some info.Is there any relevant info on RM's website? EricT

Hi Graham, as Smashey and Nicey would say,'Wise words there matey' EricT

OMG Robbie,you've really gone and done it now.You've sent DaveB into spasms of ecstasy that even his good lady couldn't achieve!What's more at his age one has to be so careful! EricT

FIRST TIME SEX A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet & have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out & make love for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never ha...

This is brilliant.So many myths bebunked.If he stands for Parliament(Scottish or English) he gets my vote. EricT