Classic British Flight Sim

Enjoy your day Chris.EricT

A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husbands temper and threatening manner. The Doctor asks: "What's the problem? The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk, he threatens to slap me around." The Doctor says: "I have a real ...

A young ventriloquist is touring Essex and, one night, he's doing a show in a small town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes. Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting, "I've heard enough of your stupid blond...

A Scotsman goes into a brothel in Amsterdam one night and finds himself a nice-looking prostitute. He asks her, 'How much dae ye charrrge forrrr an hourrr?' '£100,' she replies. So he asks, 'Okay, dae yee dae it Scottish style?' She says 'No!' He then asks her, 'I'll gie you £200 to dae it Scottish...

Can Cold Water Clean Dishes? This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water to clean. John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Saskatchewan. After spending a great evening chatting the night away, the next morning John's grandfathe...

And I thought it was the piston rings!

.Yeah,piston broke like me. Ok I'll get my coat. EricT

The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. 'Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven.' Arthur thought about it...

Very sad.In 1965 the young girl who was to become my future wife(and still is!) and I were on a weeks holiday in Scarborough with her parents.Twice during that week we happened upon Jimmy Saville on the prom.He had bought his mother an apartment there and used to visit her.He had a red E type Jaguar...

That fence really is a pain in the arse isn't it

.It would be if you sat on it Dave!Great shots Paul.Hope you are enjoying your camera EricT

He's a real little treasure isn't he? EricT