Classic British Flight Sim

A father walks into a restaurant with his young son.. He gives the young boy three 10p coins to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly, the boy starts choking and going blue in the face.... The father realises the boy has swallowed the coins and starts slapping him on the back.. The boy coughs up...

Two Ladies Talking in Heaven 1st woman: Hi! Wanda. 2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die? 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? 2nd wo...

Well that's another fine mess you've gotten me into!Mm Mm!Brilliant EricT

Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee. (Now I know why they record these conversations!): Operator: 'Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?' Caller: 'Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect .' Operator: 'What sort of trouble??' Caller: 'Well, I was just ...

Have a great evening Trev.I can't remember who it was that said 'Your only as old as the woman you feel'EricT

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the botto...

While reading the post re the 146,I saw mention made of their 757.Does anyone have his and can you say how good the FMC is? Sometime ago I bought the Captain Sim 757 and as I expected my pc does struggle with it.I don't use it much,tending to stick with Level-D B767 which is excellent. I have looked...

I know that this may be a little 'off the mark' but I always thought that if you believe that aircraft have facial expresssions,then the Victor,when viewed head on,looked to be the most menacing,evil machine. Another 'nasty looking piece of work' was the Phantom.It would have scared the sh!t out of ...

This is a very sad and tragic incident.EricT

Roger wrote

Blimey Eric i dare not show this one to the wife

Roger,I suppose it depends whose wife you refer to! EricT