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by Airspeed
28 Sep 2015, 14:08
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Essex girl
Replies: 8
Views: 744

Re: Essex girl

:lol: :lol: :lol:
I can understand oogling E-sex girls, but how did those Virginians get wet, do the tourists bring bad weather?
by Airspeed
27 Sep 2015, 13:32
Forum: The Virtual Spanner
Topic: Smoke with everything?
Replies: 18
Views: 2433

Re: Smoke with everything?

Put me out of my misery, Dave....please, what's an SSW (apart from "Small Small Woman" in dress sizes?)
Secondly, AV8?? :dunno:
by Airspeed
27 Sep 2015, 13:29
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Short marriage jokes
Replies: 3
Views: 520

Re: Short marriage jokes

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Some rippers in there, Keith!
I think they all qualify for a short marriage. :agree:
by Airspeed
25 Sep 2015, 14:21
Forum: The Virtual Spanner
Topic: Smoke with everything?
Replies: 18
Views: 2433

Re: Smoke with everything?

Dave, I had a look at all the screen shots I could easily find, and saw no smoke on any. When I mentioned the EFFECTS section, I meant within the B-29's aircraft.cfg file , not under FSX\Effects. (That's also why I said that if it's in the .air file, it'll be hard to find, because most of that will ...
by Airspeed
25 Sep 2015, 06:28
Forum: The Virtual Spanner
Topic: Smoke with everything?
Replies: 18
Views: 2433

Re: Smoke with everything?

Hi-de-hi Dave :hello: How odd, glad you fixed it. ;) How complex was the original install - just unzip and paste into FSX, or was it one of those self unwrapping, self installing mystery boxes? If it was the latter, they could sneak anything in. The fact that you've dragged it across seems to indica...
by Airspeed
25 Sep 2015, 06:19
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Urgent home needed
Replies: 10
Views: 2397

Re: Urgent home needed

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Yes, that gave the pair of us a good laugh!
by Airspeed
24 Sep 2015, 13:56
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Husband wanted
Replies: 3
Views: 421

Re: Husband wanted

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Now. how can I work that one into my next talk at the Herb & Cottage Gardeners Group?
by Airspeed
24 Sep 2015, 13:53
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Lego: A long time ago in a restroom far, far away...
Replies: 4
Views: 846

Re: Lego: A long time ago in a restroom far, far away...

Oh and one more thing. Please, actors - wash your hands after your fake pee scene.

:welldone: Couldn't agree more, Alex. :welldone: :agree:
by Airspeed
24 Sep 2015, 13:48
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Peter's Piggy Bank is in Trouble!
Replies: 5
Views: 544

Re: Peter's Piggy Bank is in Trouble!

I was surprised how well it interfaced between air & water. Though the pilot was making some energetic use of the push-pull bar before touchdown.
by Airspeed
24 Sep 2015, 13:33
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Texas Baby
Replies: 1
Views: 300

Re: Texas Baby

:lol: :lol:
Now THAT's what you call a "long tall Texan"!!