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by Airspeed
04 Sep 2013, 10:46
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Video: Here Come the Dutch
Replies: 9
Views: 1575

Re: Video: Here Come the Dutch

That's true, so you have to admire them for fitting the cheese so precisely inside the skin!
by Airspeed
04 Sep 2013, 04:23
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Video: Here Come the Dutch
Replies: 9
Views: 1575

Re: Video: Here Come the Dutch

speedbird591 wrote:They look a bit daft to me :wasntme:
Ian,
That's because their brains are clogged with Edam cheese, (though from the video, their feet were not)
by Airspeed
03 Sep 2013, 10:43
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Video: Here Come the Dutch
Replies: 9
Views: 1575

Re: Video: Here Come the Dutch

Thanks Brian :)
That was back in 2004, imagine how good they are now, after practicing!
by Airspeed
03 Sep 2013, 10:18
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Poem Pam Ayers Style( Slight PW)
Replies: 4
Views: 437

Re: Poem Pam Ayers Style( Slight PW)

Nicely written, Eric! :lol: :lol: :lol: And Chris---- :doh: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Very topical, Eric- today I was straightening out some steel mesh. Using a sledgehammer as an anvil, bending over and whacking the bends out with another hammer. Stretching to reach the bottom rung, didn't notice a n...
by Airspeed
03 Sep 2013, 05:03
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: Seven Ages of Man (plus one)
Replies: 1
Views: 376

Seven Ages of Man (plus one)

With apologies to Will. First = Farex, Bunnyrugs, Pram strolls; Second = Pets, Frogs, Sausage rolls; Third = Bikes, Cogs, Utter turmoil; Fourth = Sex, Drugs, Rock 'n' roll; Fifth = Pecs, Jugs, Stimorol; Sixth = Debts, Drudge, Rigmarole; Seventh = Socks, Locks, Chamomile; Plus one = Docs, Forgots, 6 ...
by Airspeed
01 Sep 2013, 03:12
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: News from Wiltshire
Replies: 39
Views: 6632

Re: News from Wiltshire

True, Nigel,
Today's the one-th of Spring. :)
by Airspeed
01 Sep 2013, 03:07
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: One for Nigel & Friends!
Replies: 6
Views: 819

Re: One for Nigel & Friends!

Garry :hello:
Thanks for spotting that - I KNEW they were b####y Germans in disguise! :lol: :lol: :lol:
by Airspeed
31 Aug 2013, 14:12
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: News from Wiltshire
Replies: 39
Views: 6632

Re: News from Wiltshire

Would that have been the "town bike", or his private one?*** Did hear about a teenager who had his way with his new car's exhaust pipe, and another male who went to hospital emergency, as he was stuck inside a milk bottle. Going back a few years, a (female) comedian told us on TV that most...
by Airspeed
31 Aug 2013, 13:57
Forum: Escorts and Stewards
Topic: One for the Meccano Diehards
Replies: 1
Views: 316

Re: One for the Meccano Diehards

They didn't sell wheels & tyres that size when I was playing with it! :|
by Airspeed
31 Aug 2013, 13:40
Forum: The Virtual Spanner
Topic: An unwanted guest?
Replies: 34
Views: 6160

Re: An unwanted guest?

This thread is getting too intelligent for me! How can I cope when folks talk sense? That'll be it, I had a freeware for yonks, then it must have updated to V..(?), and my free time ran out. Agreed, some malware is just annoying spyware that might slow your system down, but if you get rid of it, it'...