Classic British Flight Sim

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A walker noticed an old lady sitting on her front step, so he walked up to her and said, 'I couldn't help noticing how happy you look! http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p275/GRAHAMCC/granny.jpg What is your secret?' 'I smoke ten cigars a day,' she said. 'Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint...

I second that!!!!

Graham

Spot on Eddie.

Graham

Well I never!!!!

Graham

A salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed haircut before his meeting tomorrow, he called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises. 'I'm afraid not, sir,' the clerk told him apologetically, 'but down the hall from your room is a vending machine that sh...

Put my name down Mr. M.

Victor Meldrew has got nowt on me. :@ :@ :@

Graham

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WELL - WHAT DID YOU EXPECT??!!!!

Graham

He has been busy Brian.

Well done Andy, and thanks.

Graham

When I went to the men's room in the Schiphol Airport when we got to Amsterdam , I saw the fly in the urinal and didn't think much about it.? But.... Now I know why it was there! http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p275/GRAHAMCC/fly-urinal.jpg Who says you can't potty train a man? Graham