Classic British Flight Sim

Or you can give me a ride in your jet.

From several decades working in commerce and accountancy, (which I retired from 10 years back), I can say that a credit note is like a negative invoice. These are usually issued to correct for over pricing, omission of discounts, short delivery etc. Maplin have issued the credit note because of your...

Sorry officer, as you can see, my wife's in the back having a baby, and .........holy mackerel! Where is she?

Good luck with that, Dave, had ear trouble most of my life, but nothing needing surgery. I'll be thinking of you.

Two elderly men, both hard of hearing, were discussing an equally aged lady friend.
"Apparently, Phyllis has acute angina," says Bill. "Has she?" replies Jack, "and from what I've seen, her breasts are in good shape for her age, too!"

Jonesy...those tins...how many spoons of the powder do you add to a glass of water? More to the point, how do you manage to say "Bruichladdich" after a glass? Seems that Filonian might make that sound if he's given a taste of it! Oh, and I looked at those Airsoft guns, now I need a drink! ...

Well Mr Airboatr, I don't want to start a war with you, but if you were NOT criticizing my impudence as a newcomer, who dared post to a thread started by Mr Harding, followed by 15 pages from various sources, exactly what DID you imply by: " perculairly posted in a thread strated long ago by on...

In the "old days", people used to think about writing something. Then they'd get out the ink bottle, paper and so on, then pen their words. After enveloping, stamping and walking to the post box, their words would start their days long journey to the recipient. In turn, they would read, th...

It's interesting what turns up years after an event. For example, there was the photo of the Bristols which generated a lot of comment, back in 2008. Another photo has now surfaced; there seems to have been a different scenario on the other side of the aircraft, and remember, not ALL pilots are male...

Ben Watson wrote:Robinsons special R, blackcurrent flavour

Hi Ben,
I hope you're wearing insulated boots! What voltage is that black current?
Hang on a minute! If you've bottled that "Dark Energy" that the astrognomes are looking for, you could be in line for a Nobel Prize.