Classic British Flight Sim

For those that don't know Major General Peter Cosgrove, this gentleman is an Australian. General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently. Please follow his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you have to love this! Thi...

A Scot was drinking in a bar in London when he gets a call on his mobile. He orders drinks for everybody in the bar as he announces, his wife has just produced a typical Scottish baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the man just shrugs, &q...

Would You marry Again? - Priceless A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife looks over at him and asks the question.... WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married Again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like bei...

Hi John.These replies are spot on.FS9(2004) is far superior to 2002.Take a look in one of the used equipment shops to be found on many High Streets these days and I bet you will find a copy FS9 very cheap.Like you,I prefer short haul flights whether they be in something like a 767 or in one of the s...

Bugger.Just realised that I mis-spelled etiquette. EricT

MAN KILLED ON GOLF COURSE A FOURSOME OF MEN IS WAITING AT THE MEN’S TEE WHILE A FOURSOME OF WOMEN IS HITTING FROM THE LADIES' TEE. THE LADIES ARE TAKING THEIR TIME. WHEN THE FINAL LADY IS READY TO HIT HER BALL, SHE HACKS IT 10 FEET. THEN SHE GOES OVER AND WHIFFS IT COMPLETELY. THEN SHE HACKS IT ANO...

I couldn't give a sh1t about this wedding.I care for them as much as they care for me.

Only just seen this post Dave!Bit late but very best wishes for today.EricT

Hi Ben.MrsT has just seen this and she said that it doesn't sound like me at all! EricT
ps,hope she doesn't see this bit

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 a. m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, “I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body”. The officer then asks, “Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?” Th...