Mechanic vs Cardiologist

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Mechanic vs Cardiologist

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A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley Davidson motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his workshop.

The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?"

The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle..... The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "so doc, take a look at this engine, I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new ............................ so how come I make $39,675 a year and you get the really big bucks ($1,695,759) when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the mechanic..... "Try doing it with the engine running."
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