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SEX AT 74!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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SEX AT 74!

I just took a leaflet out of my letterbox, informing me that I can have sex at 74!

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I'm sooooo happy, because I live at 68.....

so it's not far to walk home afterwards!



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Hen's teeth.. I didn't see that one coming either :lol:

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Shame our address doesn't have a number :((
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Go on Graham..tell us you haven't had sex since 1955 and its almost half past nine now. :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: Brilliant!

A joke that works best in the UK since for some reason, the Colonists like large house numbers. Mine is 908 and I have seen many 5 digit street numbers.

Everything is bigger in America!
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I met our postman in the pub last night, and he told me that he'd slept with all the women in our street except one. I mentioned it to my wife when I got home, and she said " I bet it's that stuck up bitch at number 24"

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nigelb wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: Brilliant!

A joke that works best in the UK since for some reason, the Colonists like large house numbers. Mine is 908 and I have seen many 5 digit street numbers.

Everything is bigger in America!
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"Really!!!!!" :S

Bob, don't know about you but sex at 74 is something I can look forward to. OK, with a large amount of hope and a big dose of both wishful thinking and Viagra. :rock: :excited:

*-) I am not so sure how enthusiastic I would be about sex at 908 or 11474 or .... :| :((

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this was the statement that made me remark "Really"
Everything is bigger in America!
:dunno: ;) :doh: :excited: B)smk
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