Free sex with petrol!!

[Airspeed]

The Irish free drinks post reminded me of this........

Mr Driver stomps into the house: "Damned rip-off at the petrol station, the sign says 'BUY A TANK FULL FOR FREE SEX'."

"What's the problem?" asks Mrs Driver.

Mr D "When you ask for the prize, the owner says 'I'll just check the last digit of your receipt number against the list of lucky numbers.'"

Mrs D "And?"

Mr D "He says 'Sorry, not on the list' - it's false advertising!!"

Mrs D "No, I'm sure it's genuine - I won three times this month already!"

[Filonian]

Going to have to put a new lock on me joke book.



Graham