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Tomliner
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Marriage Tips

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According to Tetley, the best way to make a cup of tea is to agitate
the bag. So every morning I slap her bum and say "Two sugars, fatso."

My wife said she's leaving me because im overweight and effeminate.
Bloody cheek: since the start of the year I've gone down two dress
sizes.

When a wife asks: "Does my bum look big in this?" Apparently the
wrong answer is: "Your bum is not entirely in it."
:) EricT
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!

dodger
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Re: Marriage Tips

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:lol: :lol:

Roger
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

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