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FlyTexas
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The Missus

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I woke up this morning at 9:00 and could sense something was wrong. I got downstairs and found the missus face down on the kitchen floor, not breathing! I panicked. I didn't know what to do. Then I remembered McDonald’s serves breakfast until 10:30.

My missus packed my bags, and as I walked out the front door. She screamed: "I wish you a slow and painful death, you bastard!" I replied: "Oh, so now you want me to stay!”

Bought the missus a hamster skin coat last week. When we went to the fair last night it took me 3 hours to get her off the Ferris wheel.

The other night, the missus asked me how many women I'd slept with. I told her: "Only you. All the others kept me awake all night!"

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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just hope your wife doesn't read that!! :lol: :lol:

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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:lol: :lol: :lol: Divorce material there! EricT
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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:rofl: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
And by the way, between us, I would start looking for a that divorce lawyer now.
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Re: The Missus

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blanston12 wrote: 09 Aug 2017, 06:43 :lol: :lol: :lol:
And by the way, between us, I would start looking for a that divorce lawyer now.
:lol: The jokes were a little rough weren't they? :lol:

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