The Missus
Posted: 08 Aug 2017, 08:22
I woke up this morning at 9:00 and could sense something was wrong. I got downstairs and found the missus face down on the kitchen floor, not breathing! I panicked. I didn't know what to do. Then I remembered McDonald’s serves breakfast until 10:30.
My missus packed my bags, and as I walked out the front door. She screamed: "I wish you a slow and painful death, you bastard!" I replied: "Oh, so now you want me to stay!”
Bought the missus a hamster skin coat last week. When we went to the fair last night it took me 3 hours to get her off the Ferris wheel.
The other night, the missus asked me how many women I'd slept with. I told her: "Only you. All the others kept me awake all night!"
Brian
My missus packed my bags, and as I walked out the front door. She screamed: "I wish you a slow and painful death, you bastard!" I replied: "Oh, so now you want me to stay!”
Bought the missus a hamster skin coat last week. When we went to the fair last night it took me 3 hours to get her off the Ferris wheel.
The other night, the missus asked me how many women I'd slept with. I told her: "Only you. All the others kept me awake all night!"
Brian
