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Filonian
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Post by Filonian »

A chap from Leeds had his expectant wife in Ledds Infirmary.

After pacing up and down worrying he tried to cal the Infirmary but in his agitated state he dialled Headingley cricket ground.

"This is Fred, how are things going?"

Back came the reply, "Not too bad really. We have got three out and the last one was a duck!!"


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:lol: :lol: :lol:

You old bugger you :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
I bet that sent him quackers!!

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:rofl: Too funny! :thumbsup:

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:lol: :lol: :lol: Good one Graham :thumbsup: EricT
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Bet he thought the doctor was a real quack.

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nigelb wrote: 09 Aug 2017, 00:12 :lol: :lol: :lol:

Bet he thought the doctor was a real quack.

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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