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dodger
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Post by dodger »

Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker.

It was After Eight.

They got off at Quality Street.

He asked her name.

Polo,I am the one with the hole she said with a Wispa.

I am Marathon, the one with the Nuts he replied.

He touched her Creme Eggs and slipped his hand into her Snickers.

He fondled her Flap Jacks and she rubbed his Tic Tacs.

It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight.

But 3 days later his sherbert dib -dab started to itch.

Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he has got bloody Allsorts.

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Tako_Kichi
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Post by Tako_Kichi »

ROFL..that was brilliant! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: That'd do it :agree:



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Post by Dev One »

Like it..... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Nigel H-J »

OMG!!! :-O That was utterly Brilliant, had me in stitches. :rofl: :rofl:

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:lol: :lol: :lol: very good, but no mention of her Curly Wurlys :hide: EricT
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Curly Wurlys... :lol: :lol: :welldone:

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Post by nigelb »

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I probably won't think of Snickers, Creme Eggs and Flap Jacks in quite the same way from now on.

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