Love Making Tips For Seniors
1. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the bed.
2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.
3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!)
4. Make sure you put 999 on your speed dial before you begin.
5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember.
6. Use extra polygrip so your teeth don't end up under the bed.
7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act.
8. Make all the noise you want...the neighbors are deaf, too.
9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news!!
10. Don't even think about trying it twice. .. . . . .. . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Graham
Love Making Tips For Seniors .......
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Re: Love Making Tips For Seniors .......
Even SWMBO liked that list. Now where did I leave that felt tip pen,,,,,,
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Re: Love Making Tips For Seniors .......
Might need the purple pill before starting.........