You can all blame Paul for this one! Sorry, it's a bit of an old chestnut!
An Irish woman of advanced age visited her doctor to ask his advice on reviving her husband's libido.
"What about trying Viagra?" asked the doctor.
'Not a chance, he won't even take aspirin" she said.
'Not a problem' he replied. 'Give him an Irish Viagra.Its when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee.He won't even notice it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went'
Less than a week later she called the doctor who asked about the results.
The poor dear explained 'Oh faith, bejaysus and begorrah! 'Twas horrid! Just awful doctor!'
'Really, what happened?'He asked
'Well I did as you said and slipped the tablet into his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up with a twinkle in his eye and with trousers a-bulging. With one swoop of his arm he sent me cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes off and took me there and then on the table! 'Twas an absolute nightmare I tell you!'
'Why so terrible?' asked the doctor, 'Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good?'
'Freakin' Jaysus, 'twas the best sex I've had in 25 years, but I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!'
EricT
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Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
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Old chestnut ? It's a new one on me, Eric. Happy Birthday again.
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A few years back, the joke in Oz was that Irish Viagra was being advertised as 100% fat-free
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......and following the theft of a truck loaded with the same medication, police were searching for hardened criminals.