A bartender was just locking up for the night when there was a knock on the door. He opened the door to find a snail sitting there.
"What do you want?" asked the bartender.
"I want a drink," said the snail.
"Go away," said the bartender, "We're closed."
"Please," begged the snail. "I'm desperate for a drink."
"I'm sorry," repeated the bartender. "We're closed!"
"Just one drink," pleaded the snail.
"No!!" snapped the bartender - and with that he kicked the snail down the street and slammed the door.
Eight months later, the bartender was again locking up when he heard a knock on the door. He opened the door to see the same snail sitting ther.
The snail said, "What did you do that for?"
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Brian
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I should have guessed that but didn't. Slow as a snail on the uptake!
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They're cracking me up this morning!