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Church Bulletin bloopers

Post by Dev One » 13 Jun 2018, 13:36

Dont let worry kill you - let the church help.
Thursday night - Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
For those of you who have children and dont know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.
This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
Tuesday at 4:00 PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.
Wednesday the Ladies Liturgy Group will meet. Mrs Johnson will sing, "Put Me in My Little Bed" accompanied by the Pastor.
Thursday at 5:00 PM, there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All ladies wishing to be "Little Mothers" will meet with the Pastor in his study.
This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.
The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.


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Re: Church Bulletin bloopers

Post by FlyTexas » 13 Jun 2018, 15:08

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Church Bulletin bloopers

Post by Paul K » 13 Jun 2018, 15:17

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Pip Pip ! :)

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Post by nigelb » 14 Jun 2018, 02:39

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Brilliant!

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Re: Church Bulletin bloopers

Post by Airspeed » 14 Jun 2018, 06:50

:lol: :lol: :lol:
They brought a few smiles!

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